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EnviousI saw A dogEnvious
In front of Kinkos.
Robust German
Shepherd.
Carefree, Salivating, With jet-black
testicles That seemed to dance as he walked.
And I, busy, worn-out, (envious) Found a Parking space and picked up some flyers for my boss.
by ~ecstaticstatic
Dylanquest part 1On August 16, 2003, Shelly arrived at my house around 11:00 am. I couldn't let her inside because Aimee has been holding a serious grudge against her for going on two years now, so I finished packing while she waited on my front porch. As I left, Aimee quipped, "bitch," at Shelly, and we were on our merry, bitchy way.Dylanquest part 1
Shelly and I stopped at Burtonsville Crossing to get a new cd player adapter, for Shelly's car is an old tank and merely sports a tape deck. (An old, MERCEDES tank, that is.) I realized that I'd forgotten a) our tickets, b) the directions, and c) my deoderant, and we headed back to Claire's casa, in hopes that we'd
by ~ecstaticstatic
Cuticular MalicePLAYING WITH MY FEET Peeling toenails I'M FIDGETY... Sometimes, viciously.Cuticular Malice
I MANAGED TO TEAR HALF OF MY LEFT BIG TOENAIL OFF
OF MY LEFT BIG TOE.
(sssssttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!)
Mistake on my part. I didn't realize until far too late That I should be careful With that sort of thing.
(I was spaced out and listening to my 9 year old sister talk about a letter
she invented called "footh." )
A romance of sorts: Got crusty, bloody I completely regretted it But I'll probably do it &n
by ~ecstaticstatic
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As yet Untitled Fear PoemI was never, ever the same After I saw a budget incarnate of the devil On a daytime drama. I saw her eyes, a swirling soapy white, Every time I closed my own. I was ten, and I was so afraid. The fear did not allow me to sleep.As yet Untitled Fear Poem
When my surroundings were eerily quiet, I heard her cavernous voice. Much like “Coming soon to a theater near you”, It penetrated my pores and rattled my skull. I trembled in skin that felt suddenly so thin.
Each night, When the television was finally silenced, Mom and Dad retired with tranquil tho
by ~shefreak
How to SucceedShe studies anthropometry (meticulously planned).How to Succeed
She does not like her men too musculature (as it were).
How about a smooth corona, confrere? (she knows what I imply).
She knows two is not better than one She knows it's not always good to be on top,
And she learned it from a textbook (she got her jollies from a textbook).
She's got a congenital lust for _____. She's got an inherent knack for boasting.
She knows how to win, and it's a long time coming.
by ~acoldfaetus
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- Current Residence: Burtonsville, MD
- Interests: writing.music.verse.humor.swearing.reading.scratching myself.
- Favourite movie: Withnail and I
- Favourite band or musician: Bob Dylan.Tom Waits.They Might Be Giants.Frank Zappa.Doc Watson.Etc...
- Favourite genre of music: Transcending Genres.Folk.Jazz.Bluegrass.Blues.Rock and/or Roll
- Favourite artist: Matthew Barney
- Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut.Ted Joans.Bob Dylan.Allen Ginsberg.Shel Silverstein.Hunter S. Thompson.Etc...
- Operating System: Windows XP like a motherfucker.
- Shell of choice: The sand dollar.
- Skin of choice: A fat woman's.
- Favourite game: Baby in the road.
- Favourite gaming platform: The transparent kind with a fish inside.
- Favourite cartoon character: Meatwad and the Shaven Yak
- Personal Quote: Living is like eating a whole tomato.
- Tools of the Trade: A few innocent people and a chainsaw.
- Website: http://koalainfstation.livejournal.com
- Email: swordfishtrombone@inbox.lv
- AIM: unwashedkoala
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